lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

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yourfavoriteauntie:

GODDDDDDDDD

yourfavoriteauntie:

GODDDDDDDDD

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twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

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icarusthesupernaturalpig:

Look at him, he is so happy with himself.

icarusthesupernaturalpig:

Look at him, he is so happy with himself.

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